"Where is your homework?" It's a question asked by both teachers and parents in classrooms and kitchens around the world. Some of the answers are clever, some are cute, and some are just excuses. This collection of excuses given to me throughout my teaching career will bring laughter to all who read it. Students this book is not a textbook of reasons for you to use when asked "Where is your homework?" Read it, laugh, and then go do your homework!